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Helga R., 19 years

Q: I have a great problem, Dr. Nick! I like hanging around with other people. But they don't like me. I have bad breath.

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Andreas M., 20 years

Q: Why are the streets and parks in Villach that clean?

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anonymous

Q: Hello? This question may be dumb... What is the difference between men and women?

read about the anatomical differences here (not completely finished yet!)

read about the differences in the attitude here



N. Unruh, 26 years

Q: Dear Mr. Nick!
What is this thingy between my legs good for?

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Wacko, Villach-Austria, 25 years

Q: Dear Doctor,
I'm now 25 years old and still getting older!
How can I avert this disaster?!


read the answer in German here
read the answer in English here



p_dosim, i-214 (Death Cell), 21 years

Q: Warum beißen bellende Unterseeboote nicht?

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devasteer damien, cbernhof@uni-klu.ac.at, 666 years

Q: Wiil ick aean scandinavian diich froogan oob duu miir zweiien frogan frooganst.
bin i lustig oda net??
- du bist sicha lustig oda net!?

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Horsti P., Klagenfurt, 25 years

Q: What is a SCREW Driver?
Is it a lust-bringing sex-tool (like a vib)?
.. or is it only a mechanical tool?
.. or someone maneuvering a car?
.. or what?


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Here is some mail I got. It's really good to see that I can help people and they are accepting my work and efforts :)

hi dr.nick!

We are a group of very interested softwareengineers.
I'm sure that you ask yourself now:'Interested in what?'.
Well if you find an answer to this question please hand
it over quickly, cause we don't know what we are, or
should be, interested in, we think we are loosers. That
might have been a problem ten years ago, but nowadays it's
IN to be a looser.

But that's not the reason why we write this mail to you.
We only wanted to tell you: It's great what you are doing.
We admire your attempts to reach out a helping hand to all
the people who really need help. Thank you in the name of
the thousands, no millions of helpseeking desperate people
you have helped till now.

Cool man, loose on.

Interested Software Engineers



Lynn T., New York, 23 years

Q: Why are bananas arched?

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Ralph Wiggum, Springfield-USA, 10 years

Q: If I eat a sunflower seed, will it grow up inside me?

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Wacko, Villach-Austria, 25 years

Q: Dear doctor,
I followed
your advice and am now at an age of 5 years, so I soon won't be able to write you anymore.
Can you tell me (but quick before I stop being able to read) how I can keep my abilities?
Thank you!

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Babette, Calbe-Germany, 23 years

Q: I hope you can help me! Every time when I'm looking at other girls, all of them seem to have bigger breasts than me. I'm really desperate! Can you tell me how big "normal" breasts are?

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Chateau, Klagenfurt, 20 years &
Michael S., Klagenfurt

Q: How many Llamas can dance on the top of a pin?

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dr. feelgood, the ritz-new york, 69 years

Q: i cant get no satisfaction, when i'm working in the colemine. that's the reason why i never works in colemines. but that's an other story. now my problem: i have the whole time no money although i'll never work. and that's the f**king reason why my englisch is so bad. please dr. nick f*** my sister an help me, I'm so horny because I'm the devil himself. HO Ho ho !

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