Q:
I have a great problem, Dr. Nick! I like hanging around with other people.
But they don't like me. I have bad breath.
read the answer here
Q:
Why are the streets and parks in Villach that clean?
read the answer here
Q:
Hello? This question may be dumb... What is the difference between men and women?
read about the anatomical differences here
(not completely finished yet!)
read about the differences in the attitude here
Q:
Dear Mr. Nick!
read the answer here
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Dear Doctor,
Q:
Warum beißen bellende Unterseeboote nicht?
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Q:
Wiil ick aean scandinavian diich froogan oob duu miir zweiien frogan frooganst.
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Q:
What is a SCREW Driver?
hi dr.nick!
We are a group of very interested softwareengineers.
But that's not the reason why we write this mail to you.
Cool man, loose on.
Interested Software Engineers
Q:
Why are bananas arched?
read the answer here
Q:
If I eat a sunflower seed, will it grow up inside me?
read the answer here
Q:
Dear doctor,
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Q:
I hope you can help me! Every time when I'm looking at other girls, all of them
seem to have bigger breasts than me. I'm really desperate! Can you tell me how
big "normal" breasts are?
read the answer here
Q:
How many Llamas can dance on the top of a pin?
read the answer here
Q:
i cant get no satisfaction, when i'm working in the colemine. that's the reason
why i never works in colemines. but that's an other story. now my problem: i
have the whole time no money although i'll never work. and that's the f**king
reason why my englisch is so bad. please dr. nick f*** my sister an help me,
I'm so horny because I'm the devil himself. HO Ho ho !
Andreas M., 20 years
anonymous
N. Unruh, 26 years
What is this thingy between my legs good for?
Wacko, Villach-Austria, 25 years
I'm now 25 years old and still getting older!
How can I avert this disaster?!
read the answer in German here
read the answer in English here
p_dosim, i-214 (Death Cell), 21 years
devasteer damien, cbernhof@uni-klu.ac.at, 666 years
bin i lustig oda net??
- du bist sicha lustig oda net!?
Horsti P., Klagenfurt, 25 years
Is it a lust-bringing sex-tool (like a vib)?
.. or is it only a mechanical tool?
.. or someone maneuvering a car?
.. or what?
read the answer here
Here is some mail I got. It's really good to see that I can help people and
they are accepting my work and efforts :)
I'm sure that you ask yourself now:'Interested in what?'.
Well if you find an answer to this question please hand
it over quickly, cause we don't know what we are, or
should be, interested in, we think we are loosers. That
might have been a problem ten years ago, but nowadays it's
IN to be a looser.
We only wanted to tell you: It's great what you are doing.
We admire your attempts to reach out a helping hand to all
the people who really need help. Thank you in the name of
the thousands, no millions of helpseeking desperate people
you have helped till now.
Lynn T., New York, 23 years
Ralph Wiggum, Springfield-USA, 10 years
Wacko, Villach-Austria, 25 years
I followed your advice and am now at an age
of 5 years, so I soon won't be able to write you anymore.
Can you tell me (but quick before I stop being able to read) how I can keep
my abilities?
Thank you!
Babette, Calbe-Germany, 23 years
Chateau, Klagenfurt, 20 years &
Michael S., Klagenfurt
dr. feelgood, the ritz-new york, 69 years