Q: Having sex with my girlfriend has been a problem lately because my dog keeps jumping into the bed and interrupting us. Even worse, she took one look at the dogs (EXTREMELY LONG) penis and is getting these funny ideas in her head. I don't think I can compete with that. What should I do??

Q: Why do all my social encounters end with the other person either smiling and nodding or running away?

Q: Hello, I am eighteen years of age. I am kind of worried about my sexual development. Over the past couple of years I have not noticed any significant sexual development. I have been embarassed to go to a physician and considered that I may just be taking longer than usual but I am now beginning to become worried. My penis is about five inches in length when erect, but while unerect it is very thing and short. My testicles also do not tend to hang very low within the scrotum. I have read several articles discussing abnormalities of growth where certain individuals lack hormones necessary for normal sexual growth. I am wondering if you have any idea what may be wrong, if it is to late for any treatment, and if it is not how should I go about obtaining it?

Q: I am happily married. I would want my wife to have the opportunity to enjoy sex with other males preferably with big (fat) dicks. I would want some one to seduce her. What is the best way to accomplish this.

Q: I have a prehinseled and ratcheting penis. basically i can move it as i wish. I have at times opened doors with it. This only happens when it's fully erect. The ratcheting takes place when i mone it. It sorta pops. Whats up (no pun intended) with my penis?

Q: dr. nick, the problem is as follows:
I'm urged to work all night long, and coming home I am afraid regarding my wife not much enough. On the other hand, I spend some paid working time on visiting other ladies for pleasure and feel as well as possible - absolutely without recalling my wife. So let me tell you I really love and adore her and never would harm her in any way. please try help me a proof for what I'm doing...

Q: my penis, when erect, is only 4inches long. my question is what can i do to enhance the size? and do penis pumps really work? please help

Q: Hi! I am 15 years old and my dick is only 5" long. Is that normal? Will it grow and is there any ways to make it grow?

Q: I am thirteen and my penis is 6 1/2 inches long. I am going through a growth spurt, but I am only 5 foot 2. Will my penis stop growing at the end of my growth spurt or will it continue until I am eighteen?

Q: Dr Nick, my dick is too big! I need to make it smaller cuz everytime I get hard, my pants rip open. Everytime I fuck, I got to stand a foot away from the girl! I tried cutting it down shorter but the scissors broke! What should I do?

Q: I have a brown ring that does not wash off my penis. It's been there forever. What is it?

Q: I'm hoping that my penis will have a last growing moment. Can I still believe it?

Q: My penis seems to be bent, is there a way to cure this?

Q: Hey Doctor. Im 15 years old and i was wondering if my dick was small. Its like 4 and a half inches long hard. Could you please help me? What is the average size dick for a 15 year old? Thanx.

Q: I am 15, my penis is not full grown when will it be, I have hair under my armpits and around the penis but I have a small penis I guess

Q: My golf buddy and I are both straight. He is married and I am a sexually active widower. Occasionally, we get together (usually when his wife is out of town) and talk about our male sexuality and often masturbate together. Sometimes we fondle each other to orgasm, but we're not into oral or anal sex. Considering our ages (he 58, me 63), is this relationship highly unusual? There is one common issue that seems to be the basis for our male bonding: We both have penises that are well below the published averages in both length and girth. We are never critical of each others organ and, in fact, often bestow complimentary remarks on each other. We don't consider ourselves as being kinky, but we do enjoy our little get togethers (pun intened). When fully erect, we are in the 4 to 5 inch range; neither of us has sufficient girth to "fillout" a condom. Just what do you! make of this relationship?