Q: My lover has a small penis. I don't care about the size at all, but we have problems with condoms falling off during sex. what can we do? Can you buy small condoms anywhere? (the problem isn't so much length but girth)

A (by Ass. Freudlos): Why don't you make your own condoms? Get some plastic bags and rubber bands. Then (during sex) tell your lover to put one of the plastic bags over his penis and fix it with a rubber band ;). But make sure there are no holes in that bag and that the band really is fixed.

A (by Dr. Nick): Ask in a drugstore or a sex shop for small condoms.